Muh Larkee Deyyyy

today...what a day today
oh btw glad the indonesians are safe
judging from the ability dennis has of leaving a comment means he wasnt affected badly so thats good (damn it!) =)

i have been informed by D.W. that he has let Mr. Jason Cheok in on my blog therefore i have been asked to tone down my raciness..... WELL F*** THAT hahaha nolar rilak

* will now denote swear words
think of it as Wheel of fortune for adults

today i visited college to ask if i could put down Mr. Zain Augustin & Mr. Jason Cheok to be my reference should i pursue a career... before they forget me hehe
well thank you to them for being so kind..... cheng you yum cha one day

i interrupted mr. cheok's FIT class i think it was. they were diong the computer test. i stole about 5 minutes of his time. giving his students moer than enough time to all earn 100% on the test..... haha sir u know they did lar no need to deny
although I never did that sort of thing
tsk tsk
DENNIS LAR cheating a**-h***
arie.... the list goes on n on sir
if u want to withdraw their degrees please be my guest

anyway i met up wif J.Ho at midvalley at 9 PM. i picked the time.....
and because I PICKED THE TIME
a lovely lady came up to us while we were standing in line to buy tickets to watch bloody House of FURY
and gave us 2 FREE PASSES TO WATCH BE COOL courtesy of Light & Easy

(picture to be put up once i know how)

the above picture shows the back of the XCLUSIVE invite card

ok fine the girl was jus giving it to every leng chai in the area..... still exclusive rite? hehehe

sorry for the bad quality again but its a small card man wat u want me to do?

J.Ho bcuz of me u got that f****** ticket n u f****** know it....b****.....

need to cheng me more than just kim gary which u didnt really coz u owed me 10 bux u cheap b******

(picture will be put up soon)

this i took from a site in case u guys dunno what be cool is

It's the new john travolta movie man!

it's the sequel to Get Shorty a 1995 movie

it was free seating n there was a long line of cheap sh**s queuing to catch the movie tsk tsk..... pay some money lar u ass*s like u guys on welfare or sumthing...... GET A JOB....these ppl ar.... anyway

they showed sum really good movie trailers
they first showed ice age 2 xcited????

coming soon....2006

sorry to get ur hopes up

than they showed Mr & Mrs Smith

this show is a must see.... i love the story so much

a young married attractive couple..... every scene together their all affectionate n s***..... but both lead very secret and dangerous lives.... their both assassins... unbeknownst to each other about their 2nd profession.... until they are both contracted to take out the competition.... each other.....

the trailer was full of action and witty comments about taking on dangerous tasks while still keeping the love alive
e.g. picture mr.smith (brad pitt) beating down on mrs. smith (angelina jolie) [speaking of angelina jolie.... william you got something to say?]
nd saying "c'mon sweetheart.... come to daddy" and have mrs.smith come back with a kick which sends mr.smith into their cabinet full of wedding china with the comeback "who's your daddy now?"

don't count on it being an oscar.... but i would put my money on it being a hit.

they also showed the new batman movie, Batman Begins starring Christian Bale
as.... Bruce Wayne.... u might remember Christian Bale as the guy frmo American Psycho or the bad guy in Shaft
the movie has a new alfred as well which is michael caine and also liam neeson
i have seen a clip from an amateur pedestrian filming the new batmobile racing around the streets of NY i guess? i dunno but it's completely different.... its gonna be a hummer

and the last trailer showed was Star Wars Episode 3: Return of the Sith
let me warn the guys who don't realise it yet.... it doesn't have a happy ending...
nothing new to report on that i'm sure u all have seen the trailer

*SPOILER ALERT*
Mace Windu (Samuel L. Jackson) will be killed in this movie and he says he goes out in style....

Be Cool was ok... 2½* out of 5*..... 3* max but no more
it had its funny moments... that's all i can say
do watch out for Vince Vaughn though his character thinks he's black and damn the whole movie he talked like a black man not once could he produce a gramatically correct sentence....i ain't being racist... i'm jus saying you know....

anyway that's all i wanna report so far

P.S. no indra i did not jus buy the camera.... it's not even mine it's my bros so dun blame me for the pic quality

gotta go watch ENGLAND DESTROY AZERBAIJAN at 2:30 AM
i mean where the fuck is azerbaijan? jesus wat do they speak? azerbaijanese? fucking hell
sorry lar sir kenot completely go cold turkey on swearing hahaha nor do i wish to stop

QOTW: From Waterboy starring Adam Sandler

Walter: Let's kick some names and take some ass!