first crap of the day

first posting of my "blog"....
wanted to do it for a long time

finally was pushed by the never-ending boredom i suffer....
to everyone.... I DOWAN TO GET A JOB..........yet

today.....well technically yesterday was valentines day...
time for showering your loved one or loved "ones" in sum kinky instances with gifts and love...... wat a time for single ppl eh?

c'mon now think about the single ppl who haven't found their special someone give them some love and company.........and money.....and chocolates.........and credit cards.........and cheques........ and atm-ca well you get the idea....

and when i mean them i mean me.....

but you probably knew that........

now that it's over with i gotta talk about the graduation!!!

for those of you that don't know (ignorant b*st*rds).... I"M GRADUATING THIS SUNDAYYYYYYYYY

from victoria universityyyyyyyy the "sayfol" of universities......

if u dunno that isn't saying much.....

wanna get it over and done with and concentrate on my true passion....NOTHING

well i guess i dowan to get a job because life is about enjoying the good things and well life is like a box of....... screw it i'm a lazy bitch

but my parents says its ok so.....YEA BABY! no no seriously i wanna work.......................... =)

Football News:- Eidur Gudjohnsen was arrested for drunk driving. Police reports mention that his blood alcohol level was well above the legal limit. When the officer asked whether it was the Chelsea hitman, Eidur replied "Yea motherfucker but i've been a BADDDDDDDDdjohnsen if ya get my drift you sexy boy you, the icelandicness in me likes men in uniform....ROWFFFFF" as to which the policemen proceeded to shoot the icelandic marksman with a tazer, a 9mm, a shotgun and a machine gun till he was bleeding to death and screaming for jose mourinho to blow him b4 he goes back to that big stamford bridge in the sky.

More news next time,

Quote of the day: Kids.... Don't Buy Drugs.... Become a rock star and they give you them for free!!! - From the motion picture Love Actually

Ciao,
sTLs