Stan's Crapper...

ok less than a month......

2005-05-15T00:32:00.000+08:00

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

miss me anot

it's all coz of sara that I gotta update my blog

so first thigns first

ok I've been tagged and this is how it goes

If I could be an athlete.... it has to be football lar...... Manchester United.....
7.... sTLs (Striker)

If i could be Bruce Lee... I kick some americano asso theyo wouldo nevero forgetabouto HAIYAO MOTHERF*CKERO

If i could be Paris Hilton's hairstylist..... i'd jam my scissors in her throat coz shes a complete idiot and doesnt deserve to be on TV cept for her premier movie.... One Night In Paris... heheh

If I could be a world famous blogger.... IF???

If i could be a secret agent.... I would be undercover from young to adult going through international school... local college..... and overseas university.... oops.....

k

sara u happy?
=)

this is wats been happening
sorry dennis im damn lazy la
ive been playing WoW a bulk of my time is spent there
fucking awesome game
dun try it if u dun haf time to spare coz it will eat up ur time n money if ur not prepared to offer it the nurturing it requires

been playing alot of snooker..... and i played 9 holes on the golf course the other day
i ended up being da worst golfer i know but hey wat do i know about the game?

gonna go to hanoi, vietnam on monday-wednesday

haven't looked for a job yet but soon soon.... wanna go media/entertainment lar so PPL OPEN UR HEARTS AND GET ME A JOB

that is all

n congrats Chelsea...... u smug bastards

MU an american owner??? i'm gona kill Malcolm Glazer....

you guys haf got to watch the UEFA Champions League Cup Final At Istanbul

AC Milan VS Liverpool.....

LIVERPOOL MAN can u believe it??????
thats who im rooting for and GERRARD is gonna get one goal than luis garcia then Djibiril Cisse and kaka and shevchenko will score one
and Jamie Carragher will be Man of the Match as he has been awesome!!!

ok then
TTYL

Quote of the .....who knows when: from Indra, Me and Junhoe

Pork it up.... Just.... Pork it up....

.........

2005-04-17T15:39:00.000+08:00

pressure building...... must find job i like soon.... or boredom will be the death of me

its gonna be a short post

i love these songs...

Lifehouse-You & Me
Howie Day-Collide
Akon-Lonely
Papa Roach-Scars

more or less thats it
look for it............. their good

who wants to start an acapella band??

u guys should put ur adverts up here

i wanna go sumwhere for a holiday
any suggestions?
indonesia? that reminds me.... gotta buy life insurance to the max
help me ease my boredom
quit ur jobs and teman me
dun be a slave to the man
sabah should be going..... but lets face it its sabah.... thats not travelling
thats not even living.... heheh

if you ever see Coach Carter..... take note of the asian guy who's with the bball team..... he doesn't SAY OR DO ANYTHING MAN

so bloody racist
bet he wasnt even in the real team
there were a few asian reporters in the movie but other than that only one asian was heard saying ......."OOOOOOOOOOOIIIII" as he opposed to the lockout(u gotta c da movie).....

but damn man dat extra must be damn pissed off
the guy on the team
he was there when they won and lost
he mustve been deaf and dumb
keep an eye out for him....
imagine wat his family must think
they goto see his movie
and he doesnt say or do shit
but he is part of the team...
couldnt even find him in the credits....
racist asses

anyway
gots ta go...
and dennis you mistook my sifting the weeds from the weeds for drugs...
its not wat u think

CIAozZ....

Quote Of The Post:

Les Dawson (I'm not sure who she is) : "My wife is a sex object...... Evertime I ask for sex, she objects"

hey you knew how fecking lazy i m so dun expect much

2005-04-09T15:30:00.000+08:00

u knew what u were getting urself into when u were viewing my blog
therefore u should know wat a lazy beech i m

boredom has really kicked in to the unemployed i.e. me

probably will come to a point where i will never leave da bed
and eat with my head resting on a pillow making my throat WORK at getting the food down my throat even with the force of gravity (i heard its great for toning the throat mucles..., also if not done properly choking may be a possibility which would inevitably lead to .... u reaching out of ur bed for help)

im using my laptop..... my computer is on the facking fritz
i so badly wanna play WoW
tmnet servers are down coz they ficked it up over on their end

mr.jason sir.... u know u like the swear words

lets see.... wats been going on....
i got no new photos.... basically coz im L(azy)
so L that i've made it an abbreviation

i m very interested in how u r all doing though?
so please leave a comment n tell me how r ur jobs going n ur job position i wanna know which r da important ppl i can keep in contact with n the ones whom i should discard as they will haf no more a future with helping me in my life

gotta separate the weeds..... from the other weeds coz face it u guys aint roses.... heheh jus kidding

does anyone have any suggestions in killing time?
also bear in mind that i do face abit of a monetary shortage for the time being

mr.jason has shown that he likes my writing....so if anyone knows of any publication which might be interested in paying my several figure sum salary lemme know

that's about it

c u guys later

probably gonna see Jack in his hometown.... mongolia.... that's rite ppl
he's mongolian
all questions regarding this.... please forward to ronco_17@hotmail.com

ciaoZ u L fockers!

p.s. dennis u haf a sleeveless shirt?
ok everybody pay up c'mon i told u dennis was gay so own up to ur bets thats rite 5 bucks from everyone from the betting pool

Quote of the month: From the episode of the simpsons where bart yet again foils one of Sideshow Bob's unsuccessful capers

As Sideshow Bob gets taken away....

Bart: Take him away boys (said to Officers Lou & Eddie)
Chief Wiggum: Hey I get to say that!
CW: (mimicking Bart)...... Bake him away toys....
Lou: What'd you say Chief?
CW: .....(softly)..... do what the kid says....

Muh Larkee Deyyyy

2005-03-31T00:28:00.000+08:00

today...what a day today
oh btw glad the indonesians are safe
judging from the ability dennis has of leaving a comment means he wasnt affected badly so thats good (damn it!) =)

i have been informed by D.W. that he has let Mr. Jason Cheok in on my blog therefore i have been asked to tone down my raciness..... WELL F*** THAT hahaha nolar rilak

* will now denote swear words
think of it as Wheel of fortune for adults

today i visited college to ask if i could put down Mr. Zain Augustin & Mr. Jason Cheok to be my reference should i pursue a career... before they forget me hehe
well thank you to them for being so kind..... cheng you yum cha one day

i interrupted mr. cheok's FIT class i think it was. they were diong the computer test. i stole about 5 minutes of his time. giving his students moer than enough time to all earn 100% on the test..... haha sir u know they did lar no need to deny
although I never did that sort of thing
tsk tsk
DENNIS LAR cheating a**-h***
arie.... the list goes on n on sir
if u want to withdraw their degrees please be my guest

anyway i met up wif J.Ho at midvalley at 9 PM. i picked the time.....
and because I PICKED THE TIME
a lovely lady came up to us while we were standing in line to buy tickets to watch bloody House of FURY
and gave us 2 FREE PASSES TO WATCH BE COOL courtesy of Light & Easy

(picture to be put up once i know how)

the above picture shows the back of the XCLUSIVE invite card

ok fine the girl was jus giving it to every leng chai in the area..... still exclusive rite? hehehe

sorry for the bad quality again but its a small card man wat u want me to do?

J.Ho bcuz of me u got that f****** ticket n u f****** know it....b****.....

need to cheng me more than just kim gary which u didnt really coz u owed me 10 bux u cheap b******

(picture will be put up soon)

this i took from a site in case u guys dunno what be cool is

It's the new john travolta movie man!

it's the sequel to Get Shorty a 1995 movie

it was free seating n there was a long line of cheap sh**s queuing to catch the movie tsk tsk..... pay some money lar u ass*s like u guys on welfare or sumthing...... GET A JOB....these ppl ar.... anyway

they showed sum really good movie trailers
they first showed ice age 2 xcited????

coming soon....2006

sorry to get ur hopes up

than they showed Mr & Mrs Smith

this show is a must see.... i love the story so much

a young married attractive couple..... every scene together their all affectionate n s***..... but both lead very secret and dangerous lives.... their both assassins... unbeknownst to each other about their 2nd profession.... until they are both contracted to take out the competition.... each other.....

the trailer was full of action and witty comments about taking on dangerous tasks while still keeping the love alive
e.g. picture mr.smith (brad pitt) beating down on mrs. smith (angelina jolie) [speaking of angelina jolie.... william you got something to say?]
nd saying "c'mon sweetheart.... come to daddy" and have mrs.smith come back with a kick which sends mr.smith into their cabinet full of wedding china with the comeback "who's your daddy now?"

don't count on it being an oscar.... but i would put my money on it being a hit.

they also showed the new batman movie, Batman Begins starring Christian Bale
as.... Bruce Wayne.... u might remember Christian Bale as the guy frmo American Psycho or the bad guy in Shaft
the movie has a new alfred as well which is michael caine and also liam neeson
i have seen a clip from an amateur pedestrian filming the new batmobile racing around the streets of NY i guess? i dunno but it's completely different.... its gonna be a hummer

and the last trailer showed was Star Wars Episode 3: Return of the Sith
let me warn the guys who don't realise it yet.... it doesn't have a happy ending...
nothing new to report on that i'm sure u all have seen the trailer

*SPOILER ALERT*
Mace Windu (Samuel L. Jackson) will be killed in this movie and he says he goes out in style....

Be Cool was ok... 2½* out of 5*..... 3* max but no more
it had its funny moments... that's all i can say
do watch out for Vince Vaughn though his character thinks he's black and damn the whole movie he talked like a black man not once could he produce a gramatically correct sentence....i ain't being racist... i'm jus saying you know....

anyway that's all i wanna report so far

P.S. no indra i did not jus buy the camera.... it's not even mine it's my bros so dun blame me for the pic quality

gotta go watch ENGLAND DESTROY AZERBAIJAN at 2:30 AM
i mean where the fuck is azerbaijan? jesus wat do they speak? azerbaijanese? fucking hell
sorry lar sir kenot completely go cold turkey on swearing hahaha nor do i wish to stop

QOTW: From Waterboy starring Adam Sandler

Walter: Let's kick some names and take some ass!

almost forgot the quote of the week well month actually with the way i update

2005-03-23T03:08:00.000+08:00

QOTM: From stan's mouth

FUCK U TMNET STREAMYX U GREEDY WHORES U SUCK

god i love that quote

ok finally!

2005-03-23T02:52:00.000+08:00

the photos are up and you can catch them at
my webshots homepage sorry couldn't upload it here wasn't exactly sure how to anyway enjoy

Click Here

enough with that crap

enjyo my captions

sorry but you guys better get used to the slow updates coz this is MY BLOG and that's how it goes

Champions League 04/05 Quarterfinal Draw

AC Milan Vs Inter Milan

Olympique Lyonnais Vs PSV Eindhoven

Liverpool Vs Juventus

Chelsea Vs Bayern Munchën

after the aftermath of the united destruction by milan
i can blame it on one person... FUCK YOU RUUD VAN NISTELROOY

he sux i dowan to say how shit he is coz ive been saying forever
waste my breath
alan smith should've played that's all i gotts say about that

if anyone's going to win the CL i sure hope it's one of ther english teams
rather it be liverpool than chelsea though

MILAN AND JUVENTUS are on my hate list cause they took out man utd and REAL MADRID at the same fucking time

go INTER MILAN! GO ADRIANO

that's more or less what i wanna say about the CL Draw

thanks to everyone for all their comments

keep it coming and tell ur frens!

anyway fucking tmnet streamyx has been having a fucking good time at my expense as my internet conenction keeps disconnecting as i jus happen to do important stuff online
damn they like to piss me off
i wanna get other stuff done
so ill blog u on my life later this week
ciaoZ enjoy the pictures!

hey quick update

2005-03-21T21:22:00.000+08:00

damn sorry for lack of update but damn i'm a lazy bitch

anyway this is post is just to say that the pics will be coming up real soon
as in a few hours of this post

pics of vu grad and the following nite

+

what i think about the up n coming champions league draws!
ciaoz!

maybe i should get a job....? =

2005-03-07T12:45:00.000+08:00

This thing.... a job.... is quite intriguing
ah well thats about how much thought i gave about the "job" thing hehehe
actually no seriously maybe i'll look for a job but honestly can't do anything with business as of now hahah i m interested in the world of entertainment and sports..... SO PLS IF U KNOW OR SOMETHING LET ME KNOW

maybe writing a column, doing stupid football stuff like in that show on ESPN football crazy, doing interviews with celebrities LET ME KNOW

k i'm done with the classifieds...

damn i've gotta get the pictures out of the fucking camera...
i will soon i promise

I'm blogging from singapore as of now jus hanging out shop abit and relax
gonna b back in the good old K of L on tuesday

when i get back i will go find stuff to do b it a job or activities i'll do something lar

oooooOOOOo i also got a chance to play World Of Warcraft if i do ask my friend to buy it which i'm not sure yet cause hafto pay monthly fees sigh dunno lar
if i dun buy that i'll get FF11 so i got stuff to do if i dun get a job although i would really like to work in some kinda entertainment magazine or sumthing u know coz i'd really enjoy it

ooooo another thing i'm GOING TO write to man utd and post an email which will state my utter desperation to b a part of them no matter what and where... haha hopefully they'll gimme sumthing to do

anyway i gtg now Shop Shop Shop!!! so CiAozzzzzzzzzz

Quote Of The Day - Adam Sandler's Happy Gilmore

Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
SM: NO......

Graduation...

2005-02-20T22:02:00.000+08:00

Tonight has been a first for me.... as it has been for many of my friends...we have embarked on a new journey with possibilities that will remain unknown to us till opportunity has knocked on our door.....
we've become that much more independent from our parents....
it was a hectic day... one which resembled a due date for an assignment with 5 minutes to go....i was late.. naturally although some ppl still stayed in their hotel rooms because the registration would close at "4:45" so like the protaganists they are they were even more late...dennis i mean u!
anyway got there about 5 minutes past 4 which for me i hafto say is pretty damn good...waited for family and friends.....
checking out the girl graduates which i must say there were quite a few.... =))))))))) (leave ur name and number if you were a girl i was looking at intently on that day)
and quite a few siblings who were on my mind as well haha (above applies to u as well)
anyway..... total chaos ensued the photography "studio" it took longer than a lecture and just as boring....
soon we had to take sum pictures pre-convocation as it was gonna b much harder later...
i was then seated at NO.125 next to Tiffany, Deborah and Gloria all looking lovely as usual and provided me with great company so as to not lead to my impending nap...i know u guys would've loved to be in with some lovely ladies to eh? =pppp well then you should'nt haf named urselves A or B or C.....'n i dowan to listen to ur excuses about ur surname and how it was beyond your control!! hahha
anyway... CONGRATULATIONS are in order to Yanty Kurnia who I know I speak for EVERYONE when I say thank you so much for all your help. Our degrees could not have been without you and your kindess in helping us.
she was the valedictorian and we were very proud for her.
It was a nervous game they were playing wif us as they gave implicit instructions to shake with right hand and take scroll with left hand.... what r we idiots? PLS lar
ok fine maybe I am but give me some credit.ok fine no credit at least give me an instruction booklet.ok fine i can't read the booklet...
met alot of old friends and teachers
known these ppl for about 3 years some more than others.
no regrets about going to victoria university at all....
as i was receiving my degree I later found out that the incoherent hooligan who said something was my brother saying "Yeah Baby!"
glad it was over with
took sooooo many pictures it was crazy you'd think we were the oscar winning team of LOTR..
BWT if anyone has seen a Grey/Silver Samsung camera still in its pouch pls let me know asap....
I wanna thank all my friends for taking pictures with me and those who had to run off so quickly b4 we had the chance
thank the teachers for not ratting me out to the board of education for what i believe has to be countless acts of plagiarism....jus kidding.....or m i?
no... i'm not hahahah
right now i gotta partay!!!!
pictures will be up soon....please everyone leave a comment i wanna hear your opinion of my new blog as well as your details coz we gotta keep in touch lar....CIAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo

first crap of the day

2005-02-14T18:31:00.000+08:00

first posting of my "blog"....
wanted to do it for a long time

finally was pushed by the never-ending boredom i suffer....
to everyone.... I DOWAN TO GET A JOB..........yet

today.....well technically yesterday was valentines day...
time for showering your loved one or loved "ones" in sum kinky instances with gifts and love...... wat a time for single ppl eh?

c'mon now think about the single ppl who haven't found their special someone give them some love and company.........and money.....and chocolates.........and credit cards.........and cheques........ and atm-ca well you get the idea....

and when i mean them i mean me.....

but you probably knew that........

now that it's over with i gotta talk about the graduation!!!

for those of you that don't know (ignorant b*st*rds).... I"M GRADUATING THIS SUNDAYYYYYYYYY

from victoria universityyyyyyyy the "sayfol" of universities......

if u dunno that isn't saying much.....

wanna get it over and done with and concentrate on my true passion....NOTHING

well i guess i dowan to get a job because life is about enjoying the good things and well life is like a box of....... screw it i'm a lazy bitch

but my parents says its ok so.....YEA BABY! no no seriously i wanna work.......................... =)

Football News:- Eidur Gudjohnsen was arrested for drunk driving. Police reports mention that his blood alcohol level was well above the legal limit. When the officer asked whether it was the Chelsea hitman, Eidur replied "Yea motherfucker but i've been a BADDDDDDDDdjohnsen if ya get my drift you sexy boy you, the icelandicness in me likes men in uniform....ROWFFFFF" as to which the policemen proceeded to shoot the icelandic marksman with a tazer, a 9mm, a shotgun and a machine gun till he was bleeding to death and screaming for jose mourinho to blow him b4 he goes back to that big stamford bridge in the sky.

More news next time,

Quote of the day: Kids.... Don't Buy Drugs.... Become a rock star and they give you them for free!!! - From the motion picture Love Actually

Ciao,
sTLs